These quotes are brand new from today. Now that my students know I have a blog for their quotes (it was still quite a big deal to them to "make Facebook" as they said), they are trying to prattle off funny quotes left and right. For example:
All three of these came from 7th hour.
Student: "SON OF A NUTCRACKER!"
Me: (I turn my head to find the student staring at me in a peculiar way) "You're trying to get on my blog, aren't you?"
Student: "Yes."
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Same male student from above: "Ms. Wilson, I'm pregnant!"
Me: "Dude, you're trying to get on the blog. That wasn't even funny. Quit trying so hard."
Student: "Dangit."
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This one actually wasn't on purpose.
I noticed a student had out a tablet and was playing a game.
Me: "Um, excuse me, what are you doing?"
Student: "I'm shining poop."
Me: "Ok..."
I have a feeling I'm going to have to sift through really forced comments now that they know I have a blog. That's OK. It's entertaining.
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