These previous posts come from my Creative Writing class that I taught for one semester. I don't normally teach Creative Writing. It was definitely an interesting and entertaining experience.
December 2010
Here is a limerick from one of my students:
There once was a bro named Chelsey
She thought she was cool with Kelsey
But Kelsey stole her shoes
So Chelsey killed her with guns
And then China took over the world and everyone died in nuclear warefare and the leftovers survived in a post-apocalyptic world but they became mutated freaks and they eventually died off, ending the human race forever.
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October 2010
"I'm older than the refigerator...BOOM! When I'm older, I'm going to join the mafia and say "BOOM" after everything."
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September 2010
OK, so I'm in my Creative Writing class and none of my students have spoken a word since the class started. They say (write) that it's the "National Day of Silence for Womyn's (spelled so to take the "man" out of "woman") Empowerment." It's not really. They just got in a circle and hugged and now one of them is making a sword out of foil.
(Side note: He also made a crown out of foil and paperclips.)
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