Kimball, this one's for you.

Today in 7th hour:

A student was walking out the door.

Student: "Hey, come back here so I can make fun of your cargo pants."
Me: "Uh...says the kid wearing cargo pants..."
Student: "His were different...like not cool..."
Me: "Oh..."

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And now for a blast from the past...

March 2010

Male student (to another male student): "Dude, reading Twilight is like playing with your sister's tampons."
Me: "Um, what?"
Male student: "It's girly...ya know...you know what I mean..."
Me: "No. No, I don't."